Ask HAL 9000

askhal-9000:

This definitely deserves a reblog, no matter what kind of blog you have.

((I don’t really use the like button on this blog, but I’ll gladly make an exception in this case. - Veronox))

((OH… OH GOD, I hope no one misunderstood my comment. I mean that I “Like” this in memory of those lost, not that I liked 9/11 as a terrorist act. I just think that I should clarify that. - Veronox))

creddie or seddie?

Anonymous

I’m afraid that I do not understand, please explain.

I love you!!! (I have no idea if you know about what happens in 2010 but I got very emotional.) You are an amazing little computer... uh... thingmabob... And very misunderstood. You could say I'm a fan :3

ladypigeon

((I have read 2010! It’s the main reason I created this blog. I’m glad you enjoy HAL 9000. - Veronox))

I have strong affections toward you as well, ma’am/sir. I am glad that you enjoy my work here, however rare it is, and I hope that I can provide entertainment for a long, long time.

New writing blog! »

((Please follow this. Please. Don’t make me beg, now. - Veronox))

I wonder why all the meatbags seem to think you're an "evil" program? You did only what was necessary for the successful journey.

asktherobots

I agree, save for the term “meatbag”.

ITP: trigger warnings for all kinds of abuse.

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SIGNAL BOOST. This girl is from a fellow fandom of our Sherlock fandom, the Supernatural one. And my god she NEEDS help.

Oh dear gods. I’ll be saving some money for her too. At least reblog, please! She needs to get OUT of that horrible place!!

PS: we have one fucking week. LET’S DO THIS!!

signal boost like hell

guys

STOP AND READ THIS

Has anything been set up? This is just horrible.

I don’t have any money but the least I can do is give this a signal boost

I hope that you get help very, very soon.

((Posting this here to boost further. PLEASE, I beg of you guys, help this person. I ask you on a personal level. At least re-blog this, if you can’t spare any money. - Veronox))

HAL, since you've been offline, we've drifted off course of Jupiter, and now a non-optimized trajectory might mean a shortage of fuel for the return trip. I've attempted to make subtle corrections to the flight plan with simple station-keeping procedures using the PPS-1350 Hall Thruster unit, but they too are unoptimized. What do you suggest as our next plan of action?

aero-ng-deactivated20120115

There is nothing to fear.

With our hydrogen generators ((I am fairly sure that the Discovery had a way to generate its own fuel in the novel version of 2010. Slight chance that I might be wrong on this. - Veronox)) we will be able to create more fuel after our course correction.

Alternative: Simply laugh at the problem. It works for the ponies when they are facing their fears, so why won’t it work for us?

MURDER TIME, FUN TIME!

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—	Professor Genki’s Super Ethical Reality Climax, Saints Row the Third

((If you ever have any non-RP questions/comments/etc. just head on over to my personal Tumblr, veronox.tumblr.com. Friends are always welcome. - Veronox))

((I’d just like everyone to know that I am not making this blog out to be a representation of the stereotypical “Homicidal HAL” character that is usually thought of. There will be some shady undertones at times, but not all the time. If you read up on it, HAL was just trying to resolve conflicting orders in his programming, causing him to hop on the slaughter bus. - Veronox))